Deadly Sins

The Seven -er- Eight Deadly Sins according to James William “Jimmy” Buffett as presented in his song “Bank of Bad Habits”

1. Pride…Thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor.
2. Coveting…Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.
3. Lust…Thou shalt not lust after his neighbor’s wife.
4. Anger…Do not be angry with your neighbor’s wife.
5. Gluttony…Do not eat thy neighbor’s wife’s ……..popcorn.
6. Envy…Do not envy your neighbor’s wife.
7. Sloth…Do not be a slob.
And the eighth deadly sin is…………PIZZA!

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